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The PM Vs. The King
The K-Rudd XI played a match against the Sri Lankans today at that place that isn’t quite Melbourne and isn’t quite Sydney, but has porn and fireworks. Lets get the important bits out of the way first,...
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The death of the Opener
Opening was a special skill once upon a time. Test openers seemed to come from one of two groups. There were stoic chaps who were picked on and beaten as children. This made them tough. Players like...
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Dilshan: the pimp daddy of batting
You know when you have that dream that you are the most Awesomest thing alive. Either you are a rockstar with men throwing their boxer shorts on stage, a boxer with old white Jewish writers saying you...
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Angelo Mathews still doesn’t exist
Today Dilshan made 195 runs. The scorecard, however, says only 109. The rest of the runs go to a cricketer who this very website has questioned the existence of. The obvious reason was that Dilshan’s...
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Sehwagology celebrates this day
To me this is a pretty special day. The first day I am a printed published author. Obviously some very special men thought it was a special day as well. To celebrate this event the GOD Sehwag hit 146...
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Sri Lanka pictorial
I went to Sri Lanka, and I took a camera. I couldn’t possibly show you every photo that was cricket related, but these are my favourites, they’re unedited, because I can’t be bothered. Every night...
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Finally, Tillakaratne Dilshan on a motor bike
For some reason the Dilshan pic disappeared from the last post, but that is because he is so cool, so here it is. My name is Tillakaratne Dilshan, and I’m cooler than you. Here I am riding a motorbike...
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Dilshan’s thumb
Until today the most painful male story I’d ever heard is from a degenerate friend of mine. He was a filthy guy who often cheated on his live in girlfriend. One day, before the days of internet dating...
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